Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2: Double Tap

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms

Rule #4: Seatbelts

Rule #5: No Attachments

Rule #6: Cast Iron Skillet

Rule #7: Travel Light

Rule #8: Get a Kick-Ass Partner

Rule #9: With Your Bare Hands

Rule #10: Don’t Swing Low

Rule #11: Use Your Feet

Rule #12: Bounty Paper Towels

Rule #13: Shake It Off

Rule #14: Always Carry a Change of Underwear

Rule #15: Bowling Ball

Rule #16: Opportunity Knocks

Rule #17: Don’t Be A Hero

Rule #18: Limber Up

Rule #19: Break It Up

Rule #20: It’s a Marathon, Not a Sprint (unless it’s time to sprint…then sprint.)

Rule #21: Avoid Strip Clubs

Rule #22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out

Rule #23: Ziploc Bags

Rule #24: Use Your Thumbs

Rule #25: Shoot First

Rule #26: A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt Anybody

Rule #27: Incoming!

Rule #28: Double-Knot Your Shoes

Rule #29: The Buddy System

Rule #30: Pack Your Stain Stick

Rule #31: Check the Back Seat

Rule #32: Enjoy the Little Things

Rule #33: Swiss Army Knife

Rule #36: Sunscreen

Rule #34: Clean Socks

Rule #42: Keep your hands to yourself

Rule #48: Hygiene

Rule #49: Always Have Backup

Rule #52: Don’t be Afraid to Ask for Help

Rule #53: Wet Naps

Zombieland: Double Tap Commandments

Commandment 1: Teamwork.

Commandment 5: Confirm your kills.

Commandment 12: The world is your bathroom.

Commandment 16: Expect the unexpected.

Commandment 27: Cardiovascular fitness.

Commandment 45: Mind your manners.