The Top Ten Survival Tips (no one wants to talk about)

  1. Duct taping your windows will not save you from radiation poisoning.

  2. You may have to dig a latrine (more than one time).

  3. You may not receive any government benefits or payment from your place of employment during a disaster.

  4. It is possible that you may be sick or in the hospital during a disaster.

  5. Your pets may not survive.

  6. It is likely that your cell phone will not work.

  7. No one is coming to help you.

  8. Insurance doesn’t cover everything, if there is an insurance company left.

  9. There will not be enough food and water for everyone.

  10. If it is the end of the world, the previous nine tips will not matter!!!